I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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