"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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