If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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