his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
