You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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