Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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