I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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