either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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