Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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