I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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