We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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