just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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