over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Randomize
