I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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