she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
How's work?
Spinning.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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