How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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