just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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