My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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