omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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