my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
