I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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