Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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