YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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