he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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