They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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