i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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