On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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