? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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