I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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