Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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