it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and she was petting her beer can
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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