i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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