You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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