I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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