You really coming over, don't trick.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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