either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I haven't been this sober since birth.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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