Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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