Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I bet he comes in French.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
3 2 1 whiskey
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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