Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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