is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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