He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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