Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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