Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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