So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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