Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
There's always time for handjobs
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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