is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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