I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
