I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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