Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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