Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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