Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Me too!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
