I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i came on her dog
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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